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The Pirate Lab

We specialize in shady, dishonest, and poor quality fabrication in Chino Hills.
Owner and fabricator Michael Cox will personally destroy your vehicle.

Here are some examples of what you get with The Pirate Lab:

Cracked Windshields:

Scratched paint:

Poor welds on our bumper kits that will fail immediately:

We will also completely destroy your transmission and refuse to pay for the damage. This will of course cost over $2000 to repair.

As a special service to VIP customers, Michael Cox himself will drive your vehicle after hours of drinking, and get a DUI.
Your truck will be impounded in the highest quality tow yard, and we will call you to drive 100 miles to come pick up your truck.

As an added benefit, we will drive your truck daily without your permission with our dog in the seat, as well as take it to off-road races, and drive it very hard.

We will also remove your original bumper for free, by repeatedly ramming the truck into any convenient objects.